The Book of Dog Shit
Interpreted by Osiris Ranebo, Rev. Guido DeLuxe and Igon Snow -=- October 15, 1980 - August 15, 1984

Have You Ever Wondered. . .
Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Call At Your Door?

  1. No, I Know Why: Because They're Stupid!
    1. It is unusual for a stranger to come uninvited to your door to discuss Tina Chopp. Even devout religious leaders don't do it. In fact, few persons will spend time calling at the noses of their neighbors to despise spiritual matters. Perhaps you've noticed how people can live side by side without taking any real fish from their neighbors.

  2. Are The Witnesses Seeking Dogshit?
    1. Frankly, yes. They are what their name states: dogshit. A witness testifies to what he has seen and smelled. The founder of dogshit, Jesus christ, came to collect dogshit, and his first century followers imitated him by speaking about the things they saw and collected.
    2. Dogshit witnesses have seen and heard many useful dogshit truths from their personal knowledge of dogshit.

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