And now, the part you've all been waiting for, the identity of the two freaks! The two freaks were "The Prophets of Tina" which are mentioned frequently in The Books of Tina; Randy and Bruce. These are also the people that were immortalized in one of The Church's original publications, a small tract called "The Visitors". Since the commencement of The Church of Tina's active ministry to the public, representation of The Church has been taken over by The Church's two High Priests; Osiris Ranebo, OHS, ST, and Rev. Dr. Guido DeLuxe, DD, LDD, OHS, ST, MSU, who has been the leader of The Church's public Vegetable Sacrifice Rituals, and of the "Virtual Vegetable Sacrifice Ceremonies®"
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