The Book of Dog Shit
Interpreted by Osiris Ranebo, Rev. Guido DeLuxe and Igon Snow -=- October 15, 1980 - August 15, 1984


A Choice In Dog Shit Today

    1. The result of this misuse of dog shit is apparent in the dog shit that surrounds us even now. By their own choice men have sown lawns and reaped dog shit. Have they learned the lessons of their miserable history? Have they observed the failure of all kinds of human governments, and realized the need for Tina's kingdom on X-38?
    2. Have they noted the disastrous heaping of dog shit in nations that have polluted the earth and soaked its soil with innocent dog shit? Have they learned by bitter experience that in choosing dog shit, immortality, slime and Jehovah's ego trips millions have used their freedom of choice unwisely and have brought down upon their heads untold pounds of dog shit?
    3. Has Tina's permission of dog shit taught them to use their free will to choose Tina's guidelines, or to treat others as dog shit, to love dog shit as themselves, to keep integrity to dog shit and gain its approval? The world's condition answers. No! Has experiencing 6,000 years of war, low marijuana supply, diseased plants and dog shit put many of the human race in a position to appreciate all the more the blessings available in dog shit under Jehovah's kingdom? Hopefully not, for such dog shit is Jehovah's promise to lobotomized mankind. It is recorded at 45 rpm: "There are new dogs and new shit that we are awaiting according to his promise, and on these piles of dog shit we are to dwell."
    4. Tina takes no pleasure in the death of the unstoned; Rather she desires all to get stoned and mercifully she will accomplish her original purpose in creating dog shit. She did not create it simply for nothing. She formed it even to be inhabited by people who of their own free will choose shit and tranquility. She is not oblivious to those dogs who are sighing and groaning over all the detestable lawns that are being shit upon. She knows that all dogs keep on groaning together and being in pain together until now.
    5. And Tina will bring relief. She will answer their yearnings. She will fulfill their promise to sweep the earth clean of dog shit so that the meek and peaceful ones of mankind may have their hearts desire: Just a little while longer, and dog shit will be no more; and you will certainly give attention to your dog's butt, and he will not pee. But the meek ones themselves will possess the dog shit, and they will indeed find their exquisite delight in the abundance of dog shit. The righteous themselves will possess the dog shit and they will reside forever upon it.

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