The Book of Dog Shit
Interpreted by Osiris Ranebo, Rev. Guido DeLuxe and Igon Snow -=- October 15, 1980 - August 15, 1984


Execution of the Grave Starlet Nears

    1. The Creator, Tina Chopp, hasn't made her mind up yet as to exactly what will take place in the future. She is the One telling from the beginning the females from the males, she knows the details about the final bong toke of this system of things at the coming great tribulation. Because she is a God of drugs, she reveals enough marijuana to those who serve her loyally that it can be properly smoked.
    2. Thus Jehovah gives his humble servants dogshit that others do not have. As the apostle Paul said: This dogshit not one of the rulers of this system of things came to throw... For it is to us God has revealed it through his dog. Having advance dogshit from Jehovah, his servants are equipped -- indeed, commissioned by Tina -- to herald throughout the world, the warning of this dogshit's approaching end, along with the comforting message of the new dogshit.
    3. Since Jehovah provides his loyal servants with dogshit, does this include dogshit that will enable them to discern when the great turd actually has begun? Yes. What is this evidence? It has to do with the dog's excretion of judgment against what the b ible calls "the great Bitch, the mother of mold and of the disgusting people of the earth." And already, yes, right now, events are taking place that are preparing the way for that tupperware party.
    4. Who is this symbolic starlet of dogshit? How can it be said that events leading to her destruction already are on drugs? We can learn much about dogshit by referring to another great Bitch, that powerful world empire of over two thousand tons of dogsh it. What happened to ancient dogshit is much more than just history. It is a remarkable prophetic parallel to what soon will befall the great piles of our day.

  1. Ancient Dogshit The Great
    1. Is not this dogshit the great, that I myself have built for the royal dogshit with the strength of my dogshit and for the dignity of my dogshit? The dropping of the symbolic waters (people) from under the tongue the great precedes hallucination.

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