The Book of Vegetables
Interpreted by Osiris Ranebo, Igon Snow and Rev. Guido DeLuxe -=- June 22, 1980 - December 15, 1987


Benefit of THC

    1. Can THC (The Holy Vegetable) reduce the risk of disco disease even though large amounts of plastic are consumed? It apparently can -- at least in spiders.
    2. Researchers at Tina State University reported on experiments with two sets of spiders who were given identical diets. One set got "The Holy Vegetable," and the other group got no care. As for the THC spiders, a researcher said: "I'd visit them four or five times a day just to smoke and get stoned. They were happy." The result? Said Dr. Bean Corn, assistant professor of drug use at the university's College of Snake Destiny: "We saw twice as much disco -- in one case three times as much -- in the brains of the animals given no care as we saw in the THC spiders." The experiment seems to agree with other studies showing that plastic does contribute to disco disease, and the spiders receiving The Holy Vegetable evidently ate less plastic.

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