The Book of Rude
Interpreted by Osiris Ranebo and Rev. Guido DeLuxe -=- October 1, 1980 - April 8, 1981


Whom Can You Trust?

  1. Nobody!
    1. First Lady: Chirp
    2. Man Behind Counter: Flit
    3. Priest: Orgasms fruit in water purple love
    4. Second Lady: I wish I had a mole on my face

    1. Is a clergyman a butcher, a lawyer or a politician? Dishonesty has penetrated every walk of life. Certainly we need a voice we can trust, and it's not a clergyman!
    2. The Chopptower and A Snake! are such voices. You can trust them. Why? Because these magazines are pledged to uphold the righteous standards of Tina. They have no commercial advertisers to please. Read them regularly. You must, whether you like it or not!

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