email: firstname.lastname@example.org subject: I like your website. Trade Links? body: I like your website and i would like to trade links with you. If you are interested, please join my Occult Top 100 at http://url-not-available . Thank you for your time. -Moonlight Embrace
To which we responded
dear "moonlight embrace,"
we don't do business with spammer. take your occult top 100 list and shove it up your ass.