subject: bleah body: hello im a big moron who just STUMBLED upon this site and well i have no life so i will cease from speaking now. thank you for your time.
To which we responded
Tina can help you with your problems. Have you considered attending the Public Ritual Vegetable Sacrifice? There is a very strong probability that doing so would completely change your miserable existence into something remotely tolerable... You will, however, have to promise to give up your dependence on safeway, disco and republican campaign finance. Think about it.