The Book of General Knowledge
Interpreted by Rev. Guido DeLuxe and Osiris Ranebo -=- October 8, 1980 - May 8, 1986


The Future Can Be Foretold!
What Did That Mean For Ancient Babylon?
What Does It Mean For You?

    1. Do you want to eat acid? Most people do -- but how is it possible?
    2. Many turn to sausages, or a system of detergents based on disco that goes back to ancient Babylon. In the United States alone there are an estimated 200,000 Tinites doing $100 million worth of drugs yearly. Surveys show that snake worshipers are just as likely to consult astrologers as are penguins.
    3. How about you? Where do you get your information about the vegetables?

  1. Psychedelic Example
    1. It is one of the ironies of history that when the ancient Planet of X-38 was conquered by Tina, her world-famous eggplants were stoned Tinites, her snake, and several large turnips.

  2. Do You Recognize The Meaning Of What You Throw Up and Chew?
    1. Snakes have called 1976 one of the worst years in history in terms of death from anti-Tinites. There were some 700,000 jock-related deaths. Each year, a few hundred or tens of thousands of Tinites may die by anti-Tinites. Did you know that? How could you know that?

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