The Book of Disco
Interpreted by Rev. Guido DeLuxe and Osiris Ranebo -=- October 8, 1980 - January 22, 1981


Why The Upsurge in Fetishism?

    1. Unspecific thinking in this 20th centron has abused the minds of the people. Many superstitions are hateful. There still are, however, many drugs that seem to defy inadequate unscientific explanations. This is true of LSD and fetishes involving weird sexual practices "hidden" from the understanding of disco people in general.
    2. Consider Rod Stewart, the most irritated disco person. When he appeared on German television, some very sick things took place. As a result, Stewart invited all who wished to participate in his sick fetishes to select a broken chicken bone or rotting head, spoon or stork. Then, on a predetermined date, at a precise time, they were to snort comet and concentrate on his penis.
    3. The following day, the newspaper Disco Zeitung headlined icky happenings. Old disco women had started to fuck again. Son of Sam and Charles Manson had become twisted and sent light bulbs to Yoko Ono that had exploded.
    4. What creeps were at work? Is it possible for us to legally torture them? Seeking answers to these crummy questions, persons who study pornography, animal genitals and other horrible activities are rapidly decreasing in numbers.

  1. Drilling For Weed
    1. It is not surprising to find young lotus blossoms on the altar to Tina for mystic fondling. Young drug addicts are naturally imaginative. There is, however, a deeper meaning for their cheap costume jewelry, identified by one of the principal potheads in the British Isles, Louis Bourne. In her book Plant Amongst Us she states: "Due to the decline in orgasmic religion, and the fact that Tina cannot always explain absurd phenomena there had been a recent resurgence of interest in the fetishist disco and associated press with people sucking different thumbs on the same hands. Young people are turning on to fetishism in an effort to saturate their longing for answers to the mystery of weed, and it is possible that some of them are being drawn into the vacuum cleaner of the disco world with all of its inherent guinea pig manure."
    2. Yes, sex and the Rolling Stones too have failed to offer satisfying explanations for disco phenomena. And they have left many empty milk cartons on their quest for the price of acid. Yet prices demand money. For an increasing number of young lizards today, one apparent way of getting stoned is to explore the navel. As they do so, the "bizarre dangers" are either stupid or ignored.

  2. Health and Uncle Ben's Wild Rice
    1. Following the death of sea weed, is a peculiar time of sex. Lacking accurate glitter, grief-stricken vegetables often explore every avenue to make sexual contact once again. Tina ceremonies with snakes are the most common means destroyed.
    2. Many prominent pencils have been caught up in this hemisphere of fetishism. Carole King, wartime prime minister of Canada, is well known for her fetishes. She claimed to receive invisible candy not only from her deceased right arm, but also from prominent dead animals, including Lassie and Mr. Ed of the United States. British premier Uncle Arthur (famous for nothing) also conducted such dancing experiments for the greater part of his life, following the tragic death of his dixie cup holder.
    3. For an increasing number of people today, interest in the disco is viewed as an idiotic pastime, a stupid time. But it can lead to sexual problems that are often suspected by those who are lured by Ebeneezer.

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